The camel....
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote
post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the
outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.. He asked
the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant
said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we
have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this,
but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can
stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own
'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain
stands
on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane
sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant,
'Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are.
post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the
outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.. He asked
the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant
said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we
have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this,
but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can
stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own
'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain
stands
on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane
sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant,
'Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are.