Sierra Club

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.

The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The women says, "Sure, if you f**k me."

The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ass."

The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. The second man and the woman enter the shack, leaving the first man outside.

The woman says, "f**k me then!"

The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, f**ks her with it and throws it out the window.

The woman opens her eyes and asks for it again. The man agrees and repeats the deed. The woman is finally satisfied and agrees to give the gentleman and his friend some water.

The man calls his friend in and informs him that the woman is going to give them some water.

The friend replies, "f**k the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."

Seen it before but its still gross and funny

LOL

not seen that one yet lol

manky